File this under not sure why someone did this but… A website is selling a new ROTARY CELL PHONE. All the convenience of a cellular device plus all the INCONVENIENCE of not being able to be caller #9 to win tickets to see “Return of the Jedi” at the drive-in Saturday night.
Speaking of inconvenience- you can’t just buy one, you have to build it. And each kit costs $390.
But hey- FINALLY our children can know the agony of having to rotary dial their friends!