Yakima Dude Sells Fiance’s… Toofers? Date: January 30, 2020 So, this guy has the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen on the Facebook Marketplace… This guy is selling his fiance’s “toofers” as a result of her eating his Cap’N Crunch! Holy moly. We think it’s a joke… but it’s creepy enough to warrant a “UHM…. WHAT?”